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Games, you fucking dork


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ADVANCED WARS: DAYS OF RUIN drunkDays of ruin sounds like the name of some shitty creed sounding band. One where the lead singer is slightly over weight and will eventually be crushed by the bands commercial success and end up in a hotel room with four hundered dollars worth of blow and a transvestite named Lady Diamnodz. All their videos would be filmed on a hill top with some ominous trees in the back ground while the band gets their hair and clothes blow by a strong wind. Also, each of their song titles and albums will have names suggesting deep loss and regret, like, My new coffin or, A familiar tear. I, of course, will ignore them and make fun every chance I get until that glorious day when they break up after a huge scandal involving a lawyer, six blow jobs, and a destroyed tour bus simply to laugh, then go about my day. I’m not usually one to wish, or laugh, at people’s failures and distress…unless they’re a shitty fucking band of ass holes living in castles paid for by idiots who buy whatever CD is at the “New” music kiosk at wal-mart. Then I get large amounts of pleasure at watching their careers and lives do a Hindenburg. If this band actually existed and all that I just described transpired; The rise to fame. The money and women. The huge mansions covered in treasure. The music videos directed by art school drop outs. Then at the Hight of it all, They loose everything. The money, the free blow jobs, the towers of golden covered diamonds. I would have an extra hard laugh because then the name “Days Of Ruin” would then be Ironic.

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2 Responses to “Games, you fucking dork”

  1. decoy Says:

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/klic/public_html/vt/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 82

    CORRECT YOUR SPELLING ERRORS YOU FUCKING DORK

  2. fewr Says:

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/klic/public_html/vt/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 82

    I like the spelling errors, and I enjoyed that last sentence.

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