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Frozen Pizzas: A Review

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 || pork ninja

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There are many types and brands of frozen pizza in today’s super markets. Most of them, shit. Some of them, ok. Anyone who purchases one of these pizzas in the first place, is not expecting a 5 star meal but more likely a snack after several beers or smoking pot with your friends. This guide is meant to help you, the consumer, make an educated purchase the next time you are at your local super market contemplating buying one of these things

Tombstone - 4/5 – overall, good. Tastes pretty much the same as Aldis, so the value isn’t worth it. But has quite a variety of styles.

Jacks - 1/5 – this pizza is just weird tasting. there have been many theories about this. some say it is the cheese, others the sauce. either way, avoid this.

Orvs - 2/5 – the sauce has a weird spice and the crust is quite thin. the toppings do not seem to be of very good quality.

Aldis - 5/5 – The best bang for your buck. ok tasting pizzas that cost about $2. Only a few flavors available but if I wanted more, I wouldn’t be eating frozen pizza in the first place.