Mr. White
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Old Man White easily the most disliked respected poster on VT. Gigantor Mac enthusiast who much like Abobo "threatens" the internets of his dreary departure on a regular basis, only to come crawling back, every time. He belives in God.
He is possibly the oddest addition to the community out of the Sekani2/OSG generation. His only link to the community is he used to work with ILP at Sears several years ago. Other than that, he is a complete outcast. He is very unpopular, much older than the vast majority of the users, and offers little more than a bumbling old man character to laugh at and argue with.
- Because kittens are more reliable than Windows. ~ http://www.vt.klicart.com/showpost.php?p=35040&postcount=20
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Age
Scientists have carbon dated his atoms to around .00003 seconds after the Big Bang.
Wiki War
On October 31th, 2007 (Halloween) Mr. White entered the Costumes Thread demanding that this wiki be taken down. Threatening Opie with legal action due to defamation of character. Upon hearing this many members told him to chill out and ease up. Joeytwotoke is quoted as saying "suck a fucking dick. what the fuck is wrong with you? you post all this information here on your own free will. either you're super retarded or putting on a great act."
At 12:21AM (Eastern) November 1st, 2007 Ilovepussy started the thread "Eh, Ope, and the rest of you that don't seem to have any common sense", backing up Whites claims and telling everybody of his "thug" life in his ealier years. Subjects included, dealing with drug dealers and beating people up with his fists. Morph, upon hearing this, called him out but was never responded to. Most of the thread dealt with Ilovepussy and Sensei mis-interpreting each other, assuming that "reach out and touch you" meant going internet detective on Opie's/White's ass and messing with his life when it was meant to be interpreted as "legal trouble". Others include: "high cost" meaning lawyer fees and not life destruction, and Sensei saying "you have more to lose than us" which Ilovepussy immediately took as a threat (he is quoted as having said that back in his gangsta days). The VT is rife with Internet Lawyers, so MrWhite's threats were quickly dismissed.
At 2:56AM (Eastern) November 1st, 2007 A truce was reached on the VT. All parties have agreed to keep this page up as is and to not defame Mr. White in any way. Which it never has.
At 3:32AM (Eastern) November 1st, 2007 It was silently agreed that while the Wiki was never intended to "defame" White, what little respect (if any) anybody ever had for him
Statistics about Mr. White
- Wants this page taken down [1]
- His Macintosh and related Apple products have never broken, ever.
- Every PC he has ever touched has blown up in a fiery explosion.
- He was molested as a child by Bill Gates, which explains his hatred for all thing Windows.
- Posts articles on how Macintosh products make your life easier/help you make your wife orgasm every time/cure cancer/make your penis grow by 3 inches a day.
- Is friends with ILP.
- His wife is black. She has orgasmed every time he has put his cock in her vagoo.
- Once of the few board members to meet Bubbleman IRL.
- Has more Star Wars crap than you. Serious. Don't argue with this.
- Disliked for being close minded and contributed to every "Conservative Old Man" stereotype out there.
- Has no hair
- Actually thinks he can keep his wiki page deleted.
- Sends his kids to private school to prevent them from learning the theory of evolution and makes them stay home and read The Bible on Halloween because it is "blasphemous"
- Does not know modern English.
- Hates The Juice
- Was the reason and instigator for the wiki war
- Promised on October 23rd that he would forever shut the hell up about Macs and stop giving Steve Jobs rim jobs. Made it one day.
- Went as Indian Jones for Halloween in 2007.
Most Famous Post, Written By His Evil Twin, Mr Whyte
You know what, nobody here knows me nor my wife, nobody here knows what my sex life is like with my wife. There is nothing I can say that will make people here believe me obviously. If this community is to immature to handle the fact that someone may actually be telling the truth and has strong loving, honest and caring relationship with their spouse. Then that community has a serious problem or they have never experienced it themselves and have no right to comment or judge others.
Heaven forbid someone actually be happy, and their marriage be mutually sexually satisfying, cause it is possible. Because you (meaning the board in general) are not happy or sexually inadequate doesn't mean everyone else is. Just because your bad experiences with sexual partners translates to everyone else. I have been with one sexual partner as well with my wife and that is to each other, we have been together for 18 years, and married for 10 of those years, I know how to please her and she knows how to please me. We have done everything you can imagine sexually together, that is between 1 man and 1 female. We are also very experimental together. I am sorry that most of you (according to the amount of people who don't believe me) have not had the opportunity to experience what I have, and I hope you all do.
I am in no way saying that my mariage is perfect, we still have a our disagreements, there are things that she does that irretates me and vice versa, so don't start to think I'm standing on some pedestal, cause no marriage is perfect. After all the counceling I've done with couples, believe me I know.
I am also sorry that some of you see it as bragging, it's not. I simply did not agree with number 20, and made a simple comment that my wife would basically not say that. And this being the board that it is, I got flamed for it. All because you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do about that. You have your right not to believe, I also have the right to defend myself when I'm being called a liar. The one thing I don't do is lie to make myself feel better than someone else, there's no personal gain in it, and basically goes against my believes as a Christian.
and I'm sure there will some stupid comments after I post this, it is the way of this board, unfortunately.
